this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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