No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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40s are totally the cure
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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