Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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