Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
You did what with his pubic hair?
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