In the future we'll all be gay
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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