No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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