My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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