opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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