Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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