If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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