So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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