Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
