is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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