You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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