he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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