How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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