So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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