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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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