Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey