thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Wipe that smile off your face.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
My bed is full of blood and feathers
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in