"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?