Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century