She said her name was "party"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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