Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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