she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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