I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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