Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
