Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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