Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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