CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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