R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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