i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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