Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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