so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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