And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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