i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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