I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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