Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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