I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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