Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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