Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
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its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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