Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize