hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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