i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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