Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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