is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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