so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"