I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid