hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.