Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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