I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"