Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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