It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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