dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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