good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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