Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
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