Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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