What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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