At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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