I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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