So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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