So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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