Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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