Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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