ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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